Bachelor: Rome, The Update

Speaking of The Bachelor, also known as the world's worst television show that will not die, I thought y'all might want an update on how our favorite Italian prince Lorenzo and his final pick Jen are doing. Well, they broke up. Shockingly. Apparently runner-up Sadie also moved to New York for work and started dating Lorenzo. And then they broke up.

Why Bachelor: Rome, WHY?? Why can't things work out for these star-crossed lovers??

Alanis Shows Fergie How They Do It In Canada

I think this video pretty much speaks for itself.

Also, is it just me or does Alanis Morissette just keep getting hotter? I have to say she's working the hoochie mama look pretty hard even while she's parodying it.