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Internet Blogger Peter Unzipped Blows Yet Another Scandal Wide Open

MINNEAPOLIS - In a stunning revelation today, Internet blogger Peter Unzipped filed sealed charges with Fafarazzi league officials. While the exact contents of the charges are not known, insiders believe that Peter Unzipped has unearthed an underhanded scheme that several other team members were using to score points. In the growing scandal, now being referred to as Fafagate, it is believed that three sisters - Laura, Mindy, and Miranda - were using this scheme to gain an unfair advantage over their more honest competitors.

The eldest sister, Sarah, has already been cleared of all charges when it was revealed that her team sucks ass.

According to our sources, the three sisters are already preparing a countersuit, alleging that Peter has violated a previous agreement to stop trying to combine a particular word with other words over and over again. Mindy was quoted as saying "every since I started the league, it's been Fafa-this and Fafa-that. I mean it's funny once or twice but after a while it just gets old. I think his artistic license has expired."

In response, Peter issued the following statement: "This is just another smoke screen that my opponents are using to distract the American people from the truth. They pulled this stunt when I was trying to name my blog, and they're doing it again. This is worse than that fucking flag burning amendment. The public needs to know."

Justin Timberlake could not be reached for comment.